Savvy
Dear Diary
Why didn’t I do my research before moving here?????
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I was frozen, my heart was pounding in my chest so hard, it was almost painful. Sweat broke out at my hairline, the back of my neck and my pits.
“Move, Savvy. F*cking move,” I mumbled. But I couldn’t because if I did, I was sure I was going to die.
On the ground not three feet in front of me was the biggest d*mn snake I have ever seen. It wasn’t moving, just coiled, like it was sunning itself. The body was so thick and the head, I swear, was as big as a popsicle, the one with the two sticks in it. And then, if that wasn’t bad enough, a f*cking gator wasn’t that far behind it. How did I not know that gators just lazily stroll along the street, in f*cking Florida? Luckily, it was ambling away from me, but still. This snake, though, was eyeing me like I was its next meal. I took a tiny step back finally, but the snake's tongue flicked out and I squeaked.
I heard feet running towards me, and then Mac and Jack shouted my name.
“Baby, why did you run out like that? What happened? Did we say something wrong?” Jack asked rapidly, as he ran up to me. He stepped in front of me. Did he not see the giant a*s snake?
He cupped my face with his big hands, and then he suddenly registered my fear.
“What’s wrong?”
“S-s-s-snaaake,” I stuttered quietly.
Mac had made it to us just as I said that. He looked behind Jack. He scoffed and walked over to the snake. I gasped as he snatched it up, its head in his hand, and grabbed the snake’s body with his other hand. Jesus f*ck the snake was like four feet long.
He crossed the street and then let it loose on the other side. After that, he jogged over to us. I know I was looking at him like he was the answer to my prayers. That was so brave of him.
“Savvy?”
Right my face was still in Jack’s hands. “There’s an alligator too, but it walked off in the opposite direction.” What the f*ck? In my defense, my brain was in fear mode.
“Savvy, can you tell us what happened back there?” Mac asked.
“You’re rich, like crazy rich. What are you even doing with me? I am nothing. You guys can have any girl or guy you want? You’re so out of my league it isn’t even funny. I’m so average. Average height, average looks. I have a small bosom, I mean I guess my a*s is okay. You two can do so much better.”
“That’s such utter bullsh*t. You are way above average in the looks department. You are so d*mn s*xy, that the first time I saw you, my c*ck hardened so hard I could have hammered nails, and that was just from a photo on Mac’s phone. Then when I saw you at Club Drei, and I got to smell you, taste you, and feel you, it was like my world shifted and became right. I had one half of my soul already, and then the other half stepped into my life. You have the perfect size br*asts. I can almost fit a whole one in my mouth. And your a*s is more than okay, it’s a f*cking dream. It’s so round and perky, the globes fit nicely in my hands.”
“Baby, you are so beautiful, smart, and funny. The first time I saw you in that grocery store, I couldn’t wait to tell Jack that I found the girl for us. You were all I talked about. Every time I thought about you my d*ck would jump to life. When I got to taste you for the first time at the gym, I had died and gone to heaven. You’re so intoxicating. If anyone is out of anyone's league, it’s you. You are so far out of our league, we are honored just to be able to call you ours. You’ve given us a gift to have a relationship with us. We were losing hope that we would find someone to complete us. Our money means nothing, Savvy. It’s comfortable to have, but we can live without it. We do what we do because we want to. We like the adventure of it and the adrenaline. But you are not some passing whimsy for us. We want you, baby. With us wholeheartedly.
“Really? You don’t think I’m some washed up divorcee. Used goods?”
“F*ck no. In fact, we’re glad you’ve had that experience, because now you know what you want in a relationship, and you’ll be able to train us,” Jack said.
I giggled at that. These two were something special. I need to protect them with everything I have. I will show them every day how special they are to me.
“I’m sorry I got overwhelmed and ran. I just wasn’t prepared to hear that kind of news.”
“We know. We’re sorry for not telling you,” Mac said.
“So, are we good? You’ll come back to the house? I’m pretty sure Jade and Jamie and most likely Emerson are devouring all the éclairs,” Jack pouted.
“Don’t worry, I have more at your place, in the fridge.”
“You’re f*cking perfect,” Jack said, and kissed me with heat. He then pushed me towards Mac so he could kiss me too.
We walked back to Lynn’s house hand in hand, with me in the middle. When we stepped through the front door and walked into the kitchen, I apologized for my behavior.
“No sweat, at least we now know you aren’t some shameless gold digger,” Jade said, with her mouth full of éclairs.
“Jade Louise,” Lynn admonished.
“What? All I’m saying is I like her for my brother’s, and I am happy she isn’t with them just for their money.”
“So, does this mean you won’t be going to the clubs anymore, Savvy?” Emerson asked.
“Why do you want to know?” Mac snapped.
“Because I wouldn’t mind another taste of her,” Emerson smirked.
Mac lunged at him, Jade and Jamie squealed, Lynn sighed and shook her head. I looked at Jack and he was chuckling.
“And they say I am the possessive one,” he mumbled as we watched Mac and Emerson wrestling on the floor.
“Okay, you two break it up!” Lynn yelled.
They both froze. Mac got off of Emerson with a ferocious glare. Emerson had a split lip, but he looked at us with a satisfied smirk.
“I love to rile them up, it’s the only way I can get my hands on one of them, like foreplay,” Emerson said. This time Jack lunged at him, but before he got to him, Mac grabbed him in a bear hug.
“I don’t want his hands on you. He literally felt me up.”
I started giggling uncontrollably. Everyone else joined in when Jack relaxed.
We started to pack Jack’s clothes and shoes. His trophies and medals from the firehouse competitions. He won fireman of the year last year. I found that extremely hot. He had four fireman calendars. I flipped through one and found him as the month of July. He was in his hay-colored firefighter pants, with the red suspenders on. He was shirtless and was holding a dalmatian puppy in his arms. They were standing in front of a fire truck. His gorgeous smile was on full display. I drooled at the picture. He was July in all the calendars. In each one, he posed with a dalmatian.
Mac was in two of the four calendars; he was December in both. He had his firepants and jacket on but shirtless underneath. He had a red ax across his shoulders, his arms hanging over the handle and just below the ax blade. His cute as f*ck smirk was displayed on his face while wearing a Santa hat, in the first one. In the second one, he looked like he was completely naked. He was holding a big rectangular box in front of him, his beard was sprayed white with red and green tiny ornaments decorating it. He had his signature smirk going and a twinkle in his eye.
“Found my calendars, I see,” Jack said.
“You two are f*cking hot in them. Not sure if I like other women having you displayed on their walls.”
“Tough baby, those calendars bring in some big bucks for the firestation fundraisers. We donate the proceeds to the local homeless shelters.”
“Awe, okay, I’ll allow it.”
He chuckled.
“Maybe we’ll get you in one this year. They do the shoots in December. In fact, in about three weeks the next shoot. Imma talk to the chief. I bet we’ll make even more money with you in one. The men will be scrambling.”
I scoffed.
“You think I’m lying? You just watch baby, you’re going to be the star.”
I giggled at his silliness.
We finished at dinner time. Lynn made a roast with mashed potatoes and gravy and garlic asparagus.
“This is so good. I swear I need to start working out again. I’ve really slacked off since moving here. I’ve gained like twenty pounds. I don’t have my abs anymore.”
“Girl, please. You look like a freaking Victoria's Secret Model. One of those angel ones. Your body is bangin,” Jamie said.
“She’s right dear. You should listen to Jamie, she knows all about “bangin” bodies. She’s banged so many.”
“MOTHER!” Jamie shouted. She almost fell off her seat laughing.
“What? Am I wrong? You’re at the clubs every weekend playing and during the week, don’t tell me you’re just there to do paperwork.”
“Why are we having this conversation? I don’t want to know about my sister's s*xcapades,” Jack grumbled.
“Are you telling me you don’t know?” Lynn asked.
“No! First, in my mind, my twenty five year old sisters are still sweet and innocent virgins. Second, we always find out what club they are at first before we go, so we don’t run into them. I don’t need to accidentally see one of my sisters getting f*cked by Emerson over here, or one of the many other patrons that frequent the clubs,” Jack said.
“Ditto,” Jamie and Jade said at the same time.
“Oh, well, that’s smart I guess.”
“Speaking of clubs. Savvy, which ones have you been to?” Jamie asked.
“Um, Zero, Uno, Deux and Drei.”
“So, are you going to try the others?” Jade asked.
“I want to very much. Jack and Mac said I can only go if they go too, from now on. Which I get. God forbid, some ransom gets a hold of me.” I winked at her. She chuckled.
“That’s right. I will break a f*ckers arm, then I would spank that a*s so much, you wouldn’t be able to sit for a week,” Jack stated.
I squirmed in my seat. I really like spankings. I heard Jamie and Jade snicker. I smirked. Jack and Mac were staring at me heatedly. They didn’t miss the squirming.
“So then Club Fyra is next in line? That’s four in Swedish, or are you going to pick one randomly?”
“What’s the theme for Club Fyra?”
“Food play,” Emerson said.
I looked at Mac and Jack, they both had grimaces on their faces. Oh good.
“I’m not into that. I am really paranoid about getting some food inside of me. I really don’t want an infection.”
Jade nodded, “I’ve heard of that happening. It’s literally our least popular club, but it still does good business. There are surprisingly a number of people that like that.”
“What’s the fifth club?” I asked.
“Club Tano, the Furry club,” Mac said.
“What’s that?”
“It’s where people glue fur on themselves to be their favorite animals or dress up in animal costumes and have wild s*x,” Jamie said.
“Jamie is into it. She dresses like a red fox.”
“It’s really fun, and I love the silky fur.”
“Ummmm, I think I’ll pass on that one too.” I didn’t think I would want to participate in something like that. Both Jack and Mac let out relieved sighs.
“The sixth club is Club Sechs. It’s the auction club,” Jade said.
“Oh, I’ve heard of that one. My self-defense trainer told me about it. I have a class with her tomorrow, in fact. It’s where she met her partner. She said he’s a mommy?”
Mac choked on his drink.
“Is that something you are interested in, baby? Do you want to be Daddy’s little girl? Jack asked.
“And this is where I leave you all. Goodnight my loves, Emerson, do you want to come tuck me in?”
“Don’t you f*cking move,” Jack growled.
“Your mom's hot dude,” Emerson said.
“Please tell me you haven’t f*cked my mother, Emmy?” Jade asked.
“No, babe. Just you and Jamie. But I am game if she is.”
“Get out. Leave my mother’s house now!” Jack snapped.
Emerson chuckled, grabbed one more last éclair, winked at the twins, blew me a kiss, which pissed Mac and Jack off, and left.
“I f*cking hate that guy,” Jack grumbled.
“You do not. He’s harmless and fun. And he’s joking about mom, probably,” Jade said.
“Whatever, now back to my question. Do you want to be daddy’s little girl?”
“I don’t know what that entails? Lea said she takes care of her partner's needs. Like feeds her, dresses her, takes her to the park. I don’t know if I would be into that.”
“If we went to the auction club, what would you advertise yourself as?” Mac asked.
“I don’t know. I'll have to think about it.”
“Better think fast baby, because we’re going tomorrow night,” Jack said.
I already knew what I would do, but I didn’t want to share it with them. I was kind of shy about it. It seemed a little wrong. But it was a fantasy of mine. I really hope they bid for me or at least outbid someone else. I guess we’ll see tomorrow night.